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Moe Szyslak
Occupation: Owner of Moe's Tavern
Voiced by Hank Azaria
Sounds of Moe
Prank calls to Moe's
Some Enchanted Evening
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya! |
Some Enchanted Evening
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Marge picks up the extension and hears:
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open |
Homer's Odyssey
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! |
Moaning Lisa
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you,I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood! |
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! |
Principal Charming
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gottabe Homer Sexual!
Homer says "Don't look at me!"
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner, on the other end of the line, says "You'll do what, youngman?" |
Blood Feud
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! |
Treehouse of Horror II
(Phone ringing. Mumbling on background...)
Moe(Answers): Moes Tavern... Hold on, I'll check...
Ahh... Hey, everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.
(Customers laughing loudly!)
Moe: Oh, Wait a minute... |
Flaming Moe's
Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
There is a Hugh Jass at Moe's; he takes the call |
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Barney says "You sure do!"
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you, when I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! |
New Kid on the Block
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah,why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! If I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
Bart tells Moe his name is Jimbo Jones and gives his own address: Jimbo and Laura Powers are making out in Bart's living room |
New Kid on the Block
Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle! |
Homer the Smithers
Mr. Burns says "I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon"
Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylon,is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat! |
Bart on the Road
(Homer) Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura
(Moe) Eura Sotball
(Homer) What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran! |
If anyone knows where I can get sounds for the other pranks calls, please let me know
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